I know. Korean popstar and all-around hottie, Rain, was definitely snubbed by only being nominated in one category (at least he won the badass award, thanks). But enough venting...
Every year, The MTV Movie Awards commemorates the finest moments of the film industry by awarding the things that make up the lives of teenage girls (Twilight swept every category! and R-patz won TWO gold popcorns!).
Any MTV award show is usually fashions excuse for fun. It's also an excuse for people to wear some bizarre shit. Enjoy!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner
Aziz Ansari
Diddy
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Katy Perry
Designer: Zuhair Murad
Grade: B+
I love that she can have fun when your supposed to have fun without looking completely stupid (okay, maybe she looks stupid, but whatevs!). Great on-trend short, short hemline, fun blue hair and cute neon yellow nails. It's also fun that she barely covers her boobs and vag. It is an MTV event, after all. Also, her boobs deserve to be in the boobs hall of fame. They are seriously great.
Kristen Stewart
Designer: Dolce & Gabbana
Grade: A
Okay I know you all can see i'm biased, but she really looks great. Nice super-short hemline (very on-trend this season), great extensions in a ponytail, great shoes, nice smokey eyes. She really looks like a rockstar. You can't even try to argue with me on this. Her stylist has been really on point lately.
Anna Kendrick
Seth Green (or Jamie Kennedy?... idk, what's the diff)
Zac Efron
Lindsay Lohan
Designer: Pamela Roland
Grade: B
Honestly surprised this even happened. and I guess if you can invite the cast of Jersey Shore, you can invite her too. Fun, cool 70s vibe and nice strategic way to cover up her drunky ankle bracelet she's forced to wear. She still only gets a "B" because a) she's orange and, b) I still remain wary...
Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Snooki (sp?)
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Movie Review: Sex and the City 2
Sex and the City 2: About as sexy as SJP’s face
The creative geniuses behind the script for “Sex and the City 2” were obviously thinking of what the best ways to abuse the shows fan base might be. Not a moment was wasted.
Sure, I knew this movie would be bad…but I still went, even knowing it had a bloated run time of two and a half hours. Decades later, I emerged, wrinkles on my face, white hair and all, like I aged maybe 50 years. I still don’t know how I managed to sit through that.
“Sex and the City 2” is a story about four little girls. Charlotte learns having kids can be frustrating, and spends the entire movie feeling sorry for herself, despite having a nanny. She ends up making more sourpuss faces and throwing little tantrums than both of her little girls combined. Unknown to Sex and the City fans, Samantha loves sex, and her sex drive is very important to her. Miranda hates her job cuz her boss is sooooo mean, and like any strong woman with a lot of will power and determination, she quits. And best of all, Carrie realizes that married life might be hard…crazy concept!
One of the most charming things about the pioneering television series (that put HBO on the map) was that it celebrated every woman and their differences. Yes, they were rich New York socialites, but that didn’t mean the stories and themes that the show explored weren’t universal. In fact, men could have done a bit of good by learning a thing or two from watching the show. It was a smart, witty, generational look at love and dating in a modern world.
Instead, we get a terribly offensive, unnecessary sequel, with plenty of distasteful jabs at Arab culture, including the women. And what might a man think if they happen to be dragged to see this movie? Well, women only define themselves by the relationships they are in, and then they wrap up their feelings in obscenely expensive clothes and shoes. I get it, maybe the crazy budget they had just for clothes was meant to be an “escape” for everyone getting through our economic woes, but it was in bad taste. Carrie used to be a fashion icon, but her wardrobe (and everyone else’s for that matter) was just too indulgent and uninspired.
There’s nothing to really say about the films visual style, as the whole “cut to Carrie speaking, then cut to Big’s response, and repeat” was sooo 1918.
So basically, if you’ve never seen a movie before, you might like this. Also, if you’re an idiot, you would like this.
On the bright side, I saw a movie that was worse than Transformers 2.
Grade: F
Things that would have made a better Sex and the City sequel:
1. Sarah Jessica Parker gets plastic surgery on her face.
2. The whole cast gets stoned to death by homeless people.
3. Sarah Jessica Parker gets plastic surgery on her face.
4. Replace the cast with K-Stew as Charlotte, Christina Hendricks as Miranda, Blake Lively as Samantha, and to reinterpret the character Carrie Bradshaw into someone completely different, like Penelope Cruz, just for fun because everyone hates SJP.
5. Lastly, Sarah Jessica Parker gets plastic surgery on her face.
The creative geniuses behind the script for “Sex and the City 2” were obviously thinking of what the best ways to abuse the shows fan base might be. Not a moment was wasted.
Sure, I knew this movie would be bad…but I still went, even knowing it had a bloated run time of two and a half hours. Decades later, I emerged, wrinkles on my face, white hair and all, like I aged maybe 50 years. I still don’t know how I managed to sit through that.
“Sex and the City 2” is a story about four little girls. Charlotte learns having kids can be frustrating, and spends the entire movie feeling sorry for herself, despite having a nanny. She ends up making more sourpuss faces and throwing little tantrums than both of her little girls combined. Unknown to Sex and the City fans, Samantha loves sex, and her sex drive is very important to her. Miranda hates her job cuz her boss is sooooo mean, and like any strong woman with a lot of will power and determination, she quits. And best of all, Carrie realizes that married life might be hard…crazy concept!
One of the most charming things about the pioneering television series (that put HBO on the map) was that it celebrated every woman and their differences. Yes, they were rich New York socialites, but that didn’t mean the stories and themes that the show explored weren’t universal. In fact, men could have done a bit of good by learning a thing or two from watching the show. It was a smart, witty, generational look at love and dating in a modern world.
Instead, we get a terribly offensive, unnecessary sequel, with plenty of distasteful jabs at Arab culture, including the women. And what might a man think if they happen to be dragged to see this movie? Well, women only define themselves by the relationships they are in, and then they wrap up their feelings in obscenely expensive clothes and shoes. I get it, maybe the crazy budget they had just for clothes was meant to be an “escape” for everyone getting through our economic woes, but it was in bad taste. Carrie used to be a fashion icon, but her wardrobe (and everyone else’s for that matter) was just too indulgent and uninspired.
There’s nothing to really say about the films visual style, as the whole “cut to Carrie speaking, then cut to Big’s response, and repeat” was sooo 1918.
So basically, if you’ve never seen a movie before, you might like this. Also, if you’re an idiot, you would like this.
On the bright side, I saw a movie that was worse than Transformers 2.
Grade: F
Things that would have made a better Sex and the City sequel:
1. Sarah Jessica Parker gets plastic surgery on her face.
2. The whole cast gets stoned to death by homeless people.
3. Sarah Jessica Parker gets plastic surgery on her face.
4. Replace the cast with K-Stew as Charlotte, Christina Hendricks as Miranda, Blake Lively as Samantha, and to reinterpret the character Carrie Bradshaw into someone completely different, like Penelope Cruz, just for fun because everyone hates SJP.
5. Lastly, Sarah Jessica Parker gets plastic surgery on her face.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Movie Review: Prince of Persia
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